Witless retard sups on his alcopop, burps, rolls over and lets Big Brother tickle his belly

The Guardian reports that the police are now insisting on CCTV in pubs.

"I can't really see any downside to it at all," said Simon Fennell, 19. "Unless you are doing anything wrong then there is no problem - and for the rest of us it just makes things safer."

Safer from what? You're in a pub for f*cks sake!

I once went to some crappy pub, a real dive, down Rose Street after a cold afternoon's rugby at Murrayfield and the 'bouncer' insisted that I took off my beanie/toque. When I asked why he told me it was so the CCTV camera in the bar could see my face. Did I feel safer for entering a bar whose criteria for entrance is determined by the patrons' willingness to subject themselves to CCTV. We'll never know because I never went in.