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Peter Robinson, DUP leader and hubby of the infamous Iris "Gay Basher" Robinson, the man who helped Brown get his 42-days detention, has some words of advice for David Cameron's progressive Conservative Party:

"I can well understand that where we are at the present time is far from satisfactory for people from England, perhaps less from a Northern Ireland point of view and more from Scotland point of view. If Scottish members can stop things happening in England that they enjoy in Scotland then that is a very unsatisfactory state of affairs.

"The answer is not in English-only votes and I think that a lot more thought has to go into it or else we will damage the Union and I don't think that is either what the Conservative Party or the Democratic Unionists want to see.

"At least it is clear that David Cameron is thinking about the issue and I think some others need to start thinking about it. The debate is on and he's made an opening contribution to it and it is out there to be discussed. I don't think we have arrived at a conclusion to that debate but the issue does need to be addressed let's work on it until we find a resolution."

Leaving aside the small matter of why anyone in England would want the advise of these bigoted illiberal shits, what exactly is Peter Robinson's preferred solution to the West Lothian Question?

What's that Peter. You don't have one? Oh! Neither does David Cameron.

Peter Robinson has left open the prospect of "leaning" towards the Conservatives in the event of a hung parliament, an offer of support that is presumably conditional upon the Conservatives not adopting an English solution to the West Lothian Question.

Heated debate over at the Herald (not covered by English papers).