Sense of humour bypass

Stuart Hislop, what a misery guts hey? From today's Edmonton Journal:

London / Circus clowns have been warned to stop throwing water at each other or risk violating a drought order. The order means that clowns will not be able to use water pistols or squirt water from plastic flowers.

Stuart Hislop, a spokesman [for Sutton and East Surrey] said: "No one else is allowed to fill buckets from a hose and throw them over each other, so why should the clowns? It is a total waste of water.

I wonder if he enjoys his job?