Poll: Who is the most pathetic: Steve Uncles, Alan England or Crumpet?

Crumpet and I are the targets of a coordinated (and somewhat bizarre) attack from two of the English Democrats greatest intellects.

Steve Uncles has some information on my marriage:

At least Cassie still has a marriage, unlike Gareth Young the "Saviour of Snails".

And Alan England (Cassie) has an opinion on my dog, Crumpet:

Thank you for sharing that with us Gareth. Now you've rid yourself of more bile, you can go back to your cocoa and walking that apology of a dog of yours!

They appear to think that a certain 'Mr Rob' who runs circles around them on their forum, as they attempt to 'out' him and reveal his identity, is me. Well I'm flattered chaps, but it's not me.

The same two individuals are apparently the masterminds behind a plan to bring down the 'racist' HSBC bank (I kid you not). That made me laugh, how can someone so obviously stupid be the English Democrats Party strategist? And why are these sickos still banging on about Chris Lightfoot?

Please can you point us in the direction as to why you feel that Chris Lighfoot was "such a great man" - The default view, is that he was a sick man, Sick about his nationality, and Sick about his own mental health - that's why he took his own life. - I am afraind the truth hurts - get over it !!!!!!

Is the sort of person who makes comments such as these (not to mention jokes like this) really the sort of person that English Democrat members want representing their party?

I'll leave that question hanging for the benefit of any EDP members who might be reading, and we'll move onto the poll.

Who is the most pathetic: Steve Uncles, Alan England or Crumpet?
(You may select one or two individuals from the list)