Every Prime Minister needs a Willy...

I watched a hugely entertaining BBC4 programme last night on the subject of Deputy Prime Ministers and what their purpose is, what they do, and whether they are really needed.

The consensus is that they are not needed, they don't do much and fulfil no particular purpose.

The programme focussed on John Prescott's failings and misdemeanors, so much so that it took up most of the programme. The viewer was treated to the whole catalogue of Prescotts failures ending in a closeup of Prescott's jowly fat face proclaiming:

For many Tories morality means not getting caught.

And then,

Tories never know when to say sorry, apologise or resign.

Both quotes seemed extraordinarily apposite given the circumstances that Prescott now finds himself in. I defy anyone that watched the programme not to hate the hypocritical fat Welsh cunt.