England Condoms

It wasn't a great victory against Paraguay - in fact it was dreadful to watch - but English we are, and celebrate we must. And if you are stuck for a way to do so then may I suggest England condoms? These were on sale at my local:

There have been many calls for me to model them on site, but modesty prevails (Those Trinidad and Tobago boys have to be allowed to feel superior in at least one respect)...but maybe if England win the World Cup I might be persuaded to do so.

They look sexy eh, ladies?